(to the tune of Damage Inc. by Metallica)
Dealing out the integrals within.
Memorizing theorems 'till your head spins.
Living on your knees for algebra,
Or dying on your back for calculus.
Tedium our god right from day one.
Cranking out the numbers 'till we're done.
Formulas will force your neck to bend.
Heads will hit the desk until the end.
Math will follow math!
Sleeping time is here.
Calculus Incorporated.
Plugging through, don't fuck with the math-lord.
Do derivatives until you're stone-bored.
Math follows math and we make sure.
If you need more homework, we're the cure.
Calculus, the way of life we choose.
Try to rob us of it, but it's no use.
Comprehensive finals crushing all.
Victim is your name and you shall fall.
Math will follow math!
Sleeping time is here.
Calculus Incorporated.
We plug and chug it out.
We laugh, you scream and shout.
All flee. With fear you run.
You'll know just where we came from.
Calculus Incorporated. Go!
Lead Break
Calculus is ripping right through you.
Agony of students get me going.
Know just how to get just what we want.
Plug it in the formulas, you cunt.
Fuck it all and fucking no HPs,
Never happy endings on the APs.
All is hell in calculus, you'll see.
Taylor series gonna set you free.
Math will follow math!
Sleeping time is here.
Calculus Incorporated.
George Chadderdon c. 1989