(to the tune of I Am the Law by Anthrax)
Fifteen years at the Academy,
He was like no RC you'd ever seen.
A man so hard his veins bleed ice.
When he speaks, never says it twice.
First name is Vin. Last name is Trtan,
So break the law and you're the house-keeping man.
Truth and justice is what he's fighting for.
Trtan, the man, he is the law.
DROKK IT
With his beat-up car, he rules the streets.
All pedestrians will taste defeat.
Not even Death will overcome his might,
'Cause him and Ennerd, they won the fight.
When the students started the Fourth Grundy War
Waist-bands were ripping on every floor.
Vince resisted and the RCs fought back.
Crushed the students with a pillow attack.
Chorus:
Respect Vin's hats—he earned them with his blood.
Fear the pen—or vacuum for a week because
I AM THE LAW.
They'll be no thumpings any more.
I AM THE LAW.
I judge the rich; I judge the poor.
I AM THE LAW.
Grundy me, I'll lock the door.
I AM THE LAW.
Because in 1501...
I AM THE LAW.
In the A-wing where the mutants dwell
There is no law, just a living hell.
Anarchy and chaos; sounds of ripping waist-bands.
This would change if it were up to Trtan.
The student's handbook is the Bible to him.
Any crime committed is a sin.
He keeps the peace with his lawgiver:
Microwave and vacuum cleaner.
DROKK IT.
Repeat Chorus...
Bridge:
PRANKS—the ultimate sin.
Your house-keeping is waiting when he brings you in.
LAW—is what he stands for.
Pranks are his only enemy and he's going to war.
Lead Break
Repeat Bridge...
Repeat Chorus...
George Chadderdon c. 1987-1989